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Free Valentine’s Day Pattern: Edible Knitted Thong
by Dawn Payne
This Valentine’s Day, adult entertainment star Dawn Payne presents her newest excursion into the realm of all-things-naughty via her pattern entitled “302 Calories” (a.k.a. an Edible Knitted Red Lace Thong).
Materials? One set of chopsticks, and a couple packs of Red Lace licorice.
Dawn Payne, my friend, you are a laugh riot. And I quote, “Always wanted a pair of edible panties?.. Cast on at the beginning of a movie, and the panties will be ready for dessert after the credits!”
For the full pattern, visit: 302 Calories